urbancatfitters:

do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that

(via pocahontes)

remps:

“dude look at the personality on that girl”

“oh shit man i’d talk to her all night long”

(via c-oventry)

wild-lion:

“i need to lose weight” i say as i sit here ingesting the entire pantry

(Source: spencewright, via c-oventry)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via ssaudadeee)

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.

(Source: nufang, via youshouldseemyunicorn)

dawliah:

dawliah:

dawliah:

my hot ass brother’s tutor and me are at the next level in our relationship…

( i passed by him with just my towel on )

News update: according to his Facebook, he is single

New news update: he declined my request